Dear Caroline Kennedy

PLEASE RUN FOR PRESIDENT

Markets Tend to Rise Higher Under Democrats

Say what you want about Obamacare, but historically markets have fared better when a jackass resides in the White House. 

Obama +140%

Bush -25%

Clinton +227%

Bush +45%

Reagan +135%

Trump will be lucky to hit and keep 20,000. Old ideas led by old players just won't cut it folks. I'm afraid we are in for a bumpy ride. 

President Trump

The Tweeting Toddler

Trumps Swamp Deepens

It's official: Goldman Sachs will be Trumps Treasury Secretary. 

Trumps Transportation Secretary

None other than former swamp dweller, Elaine Chao, wife of Senate Majority leader Mitch McConnel and George Ws former labor secretary. 

Talk about electing an agent of change to drain the swamp. McConnel and his wife are five time public pension suckers, slurp slurp slurp. 

Obama was wrong, Trump voting Americans are as dumb as a shoe. 

Iran Says No Production Cut

Why should they when the Saudis have increased production y/y for the past 2+ years. Iran said yesterday that they might agree to hold at current levels but the Saudis balked. Bunch of hypocrites. 

Yesterday WTI Crude was trading at 47.65. This morning it's back at the 45 level. So much for a deal. It's all one big short squeezing only to reverse back to $30 in 2017. Falling crude prices is just the ticket for NJ's Chris Christie and his democratic brethren who will be saved from a well deserved flogging for their .23 tax increase on gasoline. I loathe sanctimonious politicians. Hmmmmm, reminds me of someone.....

God Bless the Real America

Electing a three time married adulterer does not suggest a breakdown of American morals. On the contrary, it shows a propensity for sexism, racism, and ignorant bliss. At a time when the world has changed irrevocably since Princess Diana's death, we cannot afford to relent in our constitutional obligation to change. 

Hamilton the Musical

Is taking a lot of heat for its remarks during the performance last night in NYC. The soon to be VP Mike Pence was in attendance so the cast used the opportunity as a forum to ask that the new administration be thoughtful enough to include "all Americans" in the process. Wow, how horrible of them. So horrible in fact that the soon to be President Trump is demanding an apology. 

Well I say this: 

First, we the people (more than 2 million strong) who won the popular vote, demand that Trump apologize for his inflammatory and discriminatory remarks during the campaign and stop being a cry baby about Friday nights exercise of the 1st Amendment. 

A little history told to me by Jeanne Donohue: theater has always been a place where love and politics can collide. After this election you can be sure that Shakespeare would have already penned his next oration. The venue of the theater was also used as an opportunity to disparage and harass your political enemy by throwing food substances and furniture, or demanding a step outside for a duel to the death. 

All fodder aside, with some boos at his arrival and a serious request by the cast to be inclusive as our founding fathers ever so eloquently, expressly granted in the framing of our constitution, Pence got off easy and Trump should shut the fuck up. 

President Obama

"Good ideas don't matter if people don't hear them".....

That phrase rings true for both sides of the aisle. 

Popular Vote

Hillary is leading by 400,000 votes. 

This is a much stronger message than the violence of protesters. 

"Let's work on ridding the electoral college. It no longer speaks for America". 

That is what the Trump gaggle would be spouting if the proverbial shoe was on the other foot. 

Republican NYC Elitist Guiliani set to be Trumps Attorney General

Trump Treasury Secretary

Now it's Jamie Dimon, CEO of JP Morgan. 

Ha Ha Ha 

Trump the Wall Street lap dog. 

All for one and one for all: me me me 

That's your new President America. 

Losers 

Will The Real Trump Please Stand Up

Oh right, here he is. 

There is no shortage of stupid among those Americans who felt betrayed by democrats and that Hillary the Liar was corrupt. Now you'll get to see for yourself the meaning of True Lies. 

Trump set to name none other than his "friend" Steven Mnuchin as his Treasury Secretary. Mnuchin is a former Wall Stret banker from Goldman Sachs. 

Four years of muddy bullshit will come like quicksand to those of us who told you so. 

USA

Now it will be the Republicans who must deliver. When a weary nation realizes they are no better off, perhaps even worse so, the blame will solely belong to them. 

An Ungrateful Nation

Those disaffected blue collar middle class white voters forget who extended a hand time and time again. 

Who was responsible for the 40 hour workweek? Democrats

Who was responsible for family leave? Democrats

Who was responsible for increasing the minimum wage? Democrats. 

Who was responsible child healthcare funding? Democrats. 

Headstart? 

Paid overtime. 

Unions.

Home ownership. 

Regulation to curb insurance rates. 

Inexpensive College loans. 

Car loans

Cell phones 

No internet tax 

Etc Etc Etc

You'll all be sorry when you've lost the last of these vestiges under pubby rule. 

Trump the Liar

Told people in New Hampshire that New England Patriots QB Tom Brady and his wife had voted for him. 

Well, not according to Toms wife Gisele. She says hell "No"!! we didn't vote for Trump. 

And they talk about Lying Hillary. 

ELECTION 2016

If Hillary loses and Trump becomes our next President, the blame is solely on Bernie Sanders. 

Talk about a weasel: a socialist not running as an independent but on the coat tails of the Democratic Party; an old geezer having no chance in bloody hell of gaining broad national support; and a foolish self centered individual deciding to throw his hat in a ring that was beyond his understanding. 

Way to go Bernie. You will have done my country a world of good. 

Louis CK on Conan OBrien

My sentiments exactly. 

Go Hillary 

Wikileaks

Where is Anonymous? Why aren't they disclosing what republicans are saying behind the scenes. Why aren't you dumping pubby emails? 

WTF

Either too salacious or snooze boring. 

GS

Short at 180.30

CLINTON EMAILS

Americans really have no idea of the thousands of government employees who have used private servers for government business. FOIA disclosures not protected are reason enough. In the world of global technology, any opinion, real or imagined is subject to public view simply because you are a public official beholding to the rule of FOIA law. This begs the question: will republican prosecutors drag thousands kicking and screaming to the grand jury? Of course not. Imagine former pubby Secretary's of State Colin Powell and Condoleesa Rice arrested for their private server use. Yes folks, those two individuals committed the same Clinton sin. Hypocrisy in Washington is nothing new to be sure. But imagining Uncle Donny as our next President is something no email server can hide. 

Give it up folks. The Clintons will continue to step in shit and come up smelling like a rose because only a shrewd stoned face Methodist is tough enough to be President of such an ungrateful hypocritical nation. 

Quote of the Day

"If you want something said, hire a man. If you want something done, hire a woman". Margaret Thatcher quoted by Bill Clinton today. 

Some Common Sense

Finally and from a republican no less. 

Marc Rubio is warning his pubby brethren not to use Wikileaks leaked Clinton emails against her and other democrats. 

"Today it's the democrats, tomorrow it could be republicans" hacked emails.

Personally, I'd find pubby emails far more interesting than boring Podestas. 

Follow up.

Daily News reporting that Montana judge who let 40 year old rapist of teenage stepdaughter basically go free, is under siege for impeachment. 

Apparently the girls mother and grandmother asked the judge not to send the scum to jail. 

Judge listened. 

I rest my case: behind every man is a stupid woman, sometimes two. 

Melania Trump Believes the Lecherous Uncle Donny

Well, it's official. Behind every man is a stupid woman. 

That is what's wrong with America.