UPS .58 v .63 but talking heads all claiming they beat forecasts. You really are as stupid as you look!
MCD 1.15 v 1.11 but sales miss estimates revenue 6.0B v 6.1B. Apparently job losses in the US are hurting sales because traffic in the AM has fallen off. No coffee and egg mcmuffins. But since compliments of the fed lowering the dollar, MCD has made up the shortfall overseas.
Xerox is down
MRK AXP T will report after hours.